OK it’s time for a change. I’m Paul’s evil twin and need to take over the blog for a while until Paul CHEERS THE FUCK UP.
Look, man, less POETRY and more ACTION, right? Right?
He’s asked me to draft a new dating profile for him and boy, does he need my help.
“Mildly autistic socio-phobic chronically depressed self-indulgent Poet with Attention Deficit Disorder, a fragmented identity and abandonment issues who snores – seeks same”
That should do the trick. He can thank me later.
I’ve jazzed up the tags a little to get more readers. He’s going to need ’em.