Ahem

I feel obliged to point out my NaPoWriMo Day 21½ poem Dominatrix was a flight of fancy and does not necessarily reflect the views of the management….

Back in my internet dating days I did accidentally have lunch with a woman who worked a sideline as a ‘phone dominatrix. I say accidental, as she hadn’t mentioned this before we met. I was curious about what this entailed.

Mostly her clients just wanted her to ‘phone them up and instruct them. To do things. Like go down the shopping centre that very minute wearing women’s frilly knickers.

Whatever floats your boat. Personally, that would be a no.

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