The polar caps are melting,
and the ozone’s wearing thin,
the atmosphere feels rather queer,
and the penguins just can’t win.
You’d better get your skates on
if you want to kiss a whale,
‘cos the oceans are a toilet
and their habitat’s quite frail.
So next time you’re in Asda,
to buy your new and sexy pants,
switch to clothes organic
and give the earth a frackin’ chance.